Page Index Toggle Pages: [1] 2  Print
Hot Topic (More than 10 Replies) Most interesting man in the world  jeep quotes (Read 6851 times)
 
F Bill
Flatfender Master
*****
Offline



Posts: 1395
Location: ????
Joined: 12/02/10
Gender: Male
Most interesting man in the world  jeep quotes
11/16/12 at 14:56:46
Print Post  
With all due respect to Dos Equis, heres a  thread on the most interesting jeep guy in the world..

Lets have some fun with it, the possibilities are endless.


His jeeps don't leak. They sign the pavement with delicate calligraphy.

Trails in the west are named after him. The BLM is not allowed on any of them.

Jeep shows pay him to attend...

His jeeps restore themselves, just for the privelege of being driven by the most interesting guy in the world.

He doesn't always drive a jeep, but when he does it is a 3A. Wink




« Last Edit: 11/16/12 at 15:15:05 by F Bill »  

Owner of the world famous?? Pintojeep 3A and one yet to be named stock project 3A.
Based in central TX and upstate NY.
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
49willyz
3A Lover
Owner Member 2012
**
Offline


Jeep in a box

Posts: 52
Location: Davenport, Iowa
Joined: 06/04/12
Gender: Male
Re: Most interesting man in the world  jeep quotes
Reply #1 - 11/16/12 at 16:34:08
Print Post  
He's never needed tightsteer, the roads follow his every move.

His 3a stops on a dime... out of respect.

He's never needed a winch.

Ebay and Craigslist call him before posting any hard to find parts... again, out of respect.

He is the reason Jeeps even have a backseat.


  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Gunslinger
Flatfender Master
Owner Member 2012
*****
Offline


Cj3a, M38A1,

Posts: 942
Location: Minneapolis
Joined: 02/06/11
Gender: Male
Re: Most interesting man in the world  jeep quotes
Reply #2 - 11/16/12 at 23:25:39
Print Post  
Beutiful women and puppies seek him out

He's never needed a winch, but the winch needs him

His canvas top is always new

Rain avoids his jeep, because
  

Climbs trees, hides in the long grass, hangs out with wet dogs...
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
macrisel
Flatfender Master
Owner Member 2012
*****
Offline


Always in the middle of
a project

Posts: 639
Location: Puxico, MO
Joined: 10/18/10
Gender: Male
Re: Most interesting man in the world  jeep quotes
Reply #3 - 11/27/12 at 17:21:12
Print Post  
Mud trucks hammer their fenders flat.

H2 owners want to be him....Land Rover owners want to be with him.

Birds wouldn't dare even think about targeting his jeeps
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Carls_jeep
Flatfender Master
Owner Member 2012
*****
Offline


...

Posts: 1746
Location: Taylorsville Ky
Joined: 10/19/10
Gender: Male
Re: Most interesting man in the world  jeep quotes
Reply #4 - 11/27/12 at 19:39:51
Print Post  
His tires never wear out.

He never needs oil because his Jeeps generate oil and he has to remove the extra oil to keep it from overflowing.

His gas never runs out and actually siphons gas out of his tank to refill everyone on his tours.

He gives the extra oil to other Jeeps on the trails with him.

His axles never bottom out on even the roughest roads.

When he stops for lunch he is able to feed the largest group with him even though he only brought one sandwich.

His Jeep can go through washes diagonally with only two wheels in contact with the ground and never slow down.

He is able to climb a 90 deg slope and never fall over backwards.

He has been seen driving sideways on a 90 deg slope an never rolling over.

He was seen driving over a fallen tree trunk that was 6 feet in diameter.

His nick name is, "The One".
« Last Edit: 11/27/12 at 19:41:13 by Carls_jeep »  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
athawk11
YaBB Administrator
Owner Member 2012
2016 Sponsor Member
2015 Sponsor Member
*****
Offline


1949 CJ3A

Posts: 2771
Location: Arvada, Colorado
Joined: 01/26/11
Gender: Male
Re: Most interesting man in the world  jeep quotes
Reply #5 - 11/27/12 at 20:57:32
Print Post  
49willyz wrote on 11/16/12 at 16:34:08:
He is the reason Jeeps even have a backseat.




Brilliant!  Absolutely Brilliant!! Grin Grin  Made me LOL.

Tim
  

2-1949 CJ3A 
1-1946 CJ2A
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Bedrock
3A Lover
**
Offline



Posts: 55
Location: No. Calif.
Joined: 08/05/11
Gender: Male
Re: Most interesting man in the world  jeep quotes
Reply #6 - 11/28/12 at 00:35:47
Print Post  
Walck's calls him three times a week.


George
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
F Bill
Flatfender Master
*****
Offline



Posts: 1395
Location: ????
Joined: 12/02/10
Gender: Male
Re: Most interesting man in the world  jeep quotes
Reply #7 - 11/28/12 at 00:39:16
Print Post  
Bedrock wrote on 11/28/12 at 00:35:47:
Walck's calls him three times a week.


George



Dang, just about shot milk thru my nose with that one...
  

Owner of the world famous?? Pintojeep 3A and one yet to be named stock project 3A.
Based in central TX and upstate NY.
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Bedrock
3A Lover
**
Offline



Posts: 55
Location: No. Calif.
Joined: 08/05/11
Gender: Male
Re: Most interesting man in the world  jeep quotes
Reply #8 - 11/28/12 at 01:37:52
Print Post  
Hey, let's not let a fascinating, yet informative, thread like this die.  Here are a few more:

  His tires are specially made "ODT's"....Omni Directional Tires.
  His MB will be the new logo for the Military Channel.
  His Carter W-O doesn't even need a metering rod.
 

George
« Last Edit: 11/28/12 at 16:33:27 by Bedrock »  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
GAJeeper
Project Jeep
*
Offline


Still Plays With Jeeps

Posts: 11
Location: Statesboro, Georgia
Joined: 11/27/12
Gender: Male
Re: Most interesting man in the world  jeep quotes
Reply #9 - 11/29/12 at 16:56:33
Print Post  
He has NEVER used PB Blaster.  The heat from his touch is enough to loosen rusty bolts.
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
athawk11
YaBB Administrator
Owner Member 2012
2016 Sponsor Member
2015 Sponsor Member
*****
Offline


1949 CJ3A

Posts: 2771
Location: Arvada, Colorado
Joined: 01/26/11
Gender: Male
Re: Most interesting man in the world  jeep quotes
Reply #10 - 11/29/12 at 18:17:11
Print Post  
All this time, I thought I was clever.  I got nothin'.



GAJeeper wrote on 11/29/12 at 16:56:33:
He has NEVER used PB Blaster.  The heat from his touch is enough to loosen rusty bolts.



I'll add to GAJeepers clever comment:

Bolts don't rust on his Willys.  They wouldn't dare. Wink

Tim

  

2-1949 CJ3A 
1-1946 CJ2A
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
49willyz
3A Lover
Owner Member 2012
**
Offline


Jeep in a box

Posts: 52
Location: Davenport, Iowa
Joined: 06/04/12
Gender: Male
Re: Most interesting man in the world  jeep quotes
Reply #11 - 12/01/12 at 04:54:11
Print Post  
The paint color Autumn Brown Poly was named after his first born

Only he knows what the "a" really stands for in 3a AND 2a

Turn signals weren't made standard, just so people could catch a glimpse of his arm as he hand signals

  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
49willyz
3A Lover
Owner Member 2012
**
Offline


Jeep in a box

Posts: 52
Location: Davenport, Iowa
Joined: 06/04/12
Gender: Male
Re: Most interesting man in the world  jeep quotes
Reply #12 - 12/01/12 at 05:05:09
Print Post  
Stay muddy my friends Wink
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
macrisel
Flatfender Master
Owner Member 2012
*****
Offline


Always in the middle of
a project

Posts: 639
Location: Puxico, MO
Joined: 10/18/10
Gender: Male
Re: Most interesting man in the world  jeep quotes
Reply #13 - 12/06/12 at 15:56:48
Print Post  
"I don't always drive Jeeps, but when I do it's a Willys."
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
F Bill
Flatfender Master
*****
Offline



Posts: 1395
Location: ????
Joined: 12/02/10
Gender: Male
Re: Most interesting man in the world  jeep quotes
Reply #14 - 12/07/12 at 00:29:39
Print Post  
macrisel wrote on 12/06/12 at 15:56:48:
"I don't always drive Jeeps, but when I do it's a Willys."



"I don't always get to drive my Willys, but when I do, it is a 3A!!!"

This is the 3A page, after all.... Grin Grin Grin Grin Wink
  

Owner of the world famous?? Pintojeep 3A and one yet to be named stock project 3A.
Based in central TX and upstate NY.
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Page Index Toggle Pages: [1] 2 
Print
Bookmarks: Facebook Google Google+ Linked in Twitter Yahoo