It weighs an absolute ton. I needed help carrying it into my garage. Good thing I've been known for feats of super-human strength when there's a good deal on the line

And yes, the house is for sale - it's my listing. I found the butcher block on the way to an impromptu showing with some buyers who called my number which is on that sign. I rolled in driving the 3A like this and wearing a floppy hat, sunglasses, willys t-shirt, shorts, and sandals.
I said - "Am I the most eccentric looking Realtor you've ever seen right now?"
They didn't buy the house....