My Willys 3A and 3B Community
Rambling, Malarky, Rants, Etc. => Rambling, Malarky, Rants, Etc... => Topic started by: F Bill on November 16, 2012, 09:56:46 AM
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With all due respect to Dos Equis, heres a �thread on the most interesting jeep guy in the world..
Lets have some fun with it, the possibilities are endless.
His jeeps don't leak. They sign the pavement with delicate calligraphy.
Trails in the west are named after him. The BLM is not allowed on any of them.
Jeep shows pay him to attend...
His jeeps restore themselves, just for the privelege of being driven by the most interesting guy in the world.
He doesn't always drive a jeep, but when he does it is a 3A. ;)
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He's never needed tightsteer, the roads follow his every move.
His 3a stops on a dime... out of respect.
He's never needed a winch.
Ebay and Craigslist call him before posting any hard to find parts... again, out of respect.
He is the reason Jeeps even have a backseat.
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Beutiful women and puppies seek him out
He's never needed a winch, but the winch needs him
His canvas top is always new
Rain avoids his jeep, because
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Mud trucks hammer their fenders flat.
H2 owners want to be him....Land Rover owners want to be with him.
Birds wouldn't dare even think about targeting his jeeps
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His tires never wear out.
He never needs oil because his Jeeps generate oil and he has to remove the extra oil to keep it from overflowing.
His gas never runs out and actually siphons gas out of his tank to refill everyone on his tours.
He gives the extra oil to other Jeeps on the trails with him.
His axles never bottom out on even the roughest roads.
When he stops for lunch he is able to feed the largest group with him even though he only brought one sandwich.
His Jeep can go through washes diagonally with only two wheels in contact with the ground and never slow down.
He is able to climb a 90 deg slope and never fall over backwards.
He has been seen driving sideways on a 90 deg slope an never rolling over.
He was seen driving over a fallen tree trunk that was 6 feet in diameter.
His nick name is, "The One".
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He is the reason Jeeps even have a backseat.
Brilliant! �Absolutely Brilliant!! ;D ;D �Made me LOL.
Tim
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Walck's calls him three times a week.
George
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Walck's calls him three times a week.
George
Dang, just about shot milk thru my nose with that one...
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Hey, let's not let a fascinating, yet informative, thread like this die. �Here are a few more:
� His tires are specially made "ODT's"....Omni Directional Tires.
� His MB will be the new logo for the Military Channel.
� His Carter W-O doesn't even need a metering rod.
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George
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He has NEVER used PB Blaster. The heat from his touch is enough to loosen rusty bolts.
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All this time, I thought I was clever. �I got nothin'.
He has NEVER used PB Blaster. �The heat from his touch is enough to loosen rusty bolts.
I'll add to GAJeepers clever comment:
[size=14]Bolts don't rust on his Willys. �They wouldn't dare. ;)[/size]
Tim
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The paint color Autumn Brown Poly was named after his first born
Only he knows what the "a" really stands for in 3a AND 2a
Turn signals weren't made standard, just so people could catch a glimpse of his arm as he hand signals
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Stay muddy my friends ;)
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"I don't always drive Jeeps, but when I do it's a Willys."
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"I don't always drive Jeeps, but when I do it's a Willys."
"I don't always get to drive my Willys, but when I do, it is a 3A!!!"
This is the 3A page, after all.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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From Ralf, over on the 2A page:
When I go swimming the sharks keep their distance, as a professional courtesy..
Yup, Ralph is a lawyer. :)
BAck to the top for some more member input, hopefully... CC I bet you could make a few additions!! :D
Keep jeepin' my friends!