I spent 9 years working on traffic signals and believe me I have seen about everything and some of it straight out of cartoon shows. 1991-2000 and wouldn't get back in a bucket truck for no amount of money.
I was on the way to work this morning when a woman driving beside me was dangerous, she was talking on the phone with one hand, putting on make up with her other hand, looking in her rear view mirror and steering with her knee. she swerved over in my lane and almost made me spill my cereal and drop my electric razor